- RP Partner: Please don't think I'm weird, but I sort of ship our muses together...
- Me: SO DO I FRIEND
- Me: YOOOOOOOOOO
- RP Partner: YOOOOOOOO
- Me: WE MUST MAKE SHIPPY THREADS FOR OUR MUSES
- RP Partner: YES
- Me: WE MUST PUT THEM IN CUTE ROMANTIC SITUATIONS
- RP Partner: YES OMG
- Me: THEN WE MUST MAKE ONE OF THEM BECOME SERIOUSLY INJURED FROM TRYING TO SAVE THE OTHER; WHILE THE ONE THAT WAS SAVED SOBS OVER THEM AND KEEPS THEM COMPANY TIL HELP ARRIVES AND FEARS THAT THEY MAY LOSE THEM (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ
- RP Partner: ...
- Me: (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ
- RP Partner: ...
- Me: (ﾉ⊙ヮ⊙)ﾉ
i had a really good joke but autocorrect ruined the lunchtime
(via turntechgoddamnit)Posted on August 27, 2014 at 9:14 AM
Posted on August 27, 2014 at 8:18 AM
i love cats
Gives you water in exchange for your life.
(via sagihairius)Posted on August 27, 2014 at 7:23 AM
My dad accidentally told my sister she was an accident and she was like “ok but next time you’re angry at me just remember it’s your own fault because you didn’t wear a condom”
(via spadefish)Posted on August 27, 2014 at 6:27 AM
I had a dream the other night that they made a Night Vale movie and that Cecil was introduced with a very dramatic shot of him walking down the station hallway until it pans down and you see he’s wearing light-up sketchers
(via mintleaftea)Posted on August 27, 2014 at 5:32 AM
I really need to read/watch the Discworld stuff.
Discworld is a lot more important than people give it credit.
(via hyenasloth)Posted on August 27, 2014 at 4:37 AM
i’ve never broken a bone so i’m probably indestructible
(via locomortor-mortis)Posted on August 27, 2014 at 2:46 AM
Posted on August 27, 2014 at 1:51 AM
I just watched a kid break down in the bookstore because his books for the semester totaled $600 and that’s the american university system in a nutshell
I was on the verge of tears when I got to the cashier so yeah, that’s messed up