Posted on July 29, 2014 at 6:33 AM
Forever reblogging this.
And the fact that there’s more than one company means several people called makes it even better.
My grandma would always x out people in her yearbook and write “Deceased” when one of her high school classmates died. We often found it morbid. Grandma wanted to be the last one living. She wanted to win.
That’s not a yearbook.
That’s a hit list.
(via ohalayna)Posted on July 29, 2014 at 4:22 AM
when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors
(via trashboat)Posted on July 29, 2014 at 2:11 AM
OK SEEING AS I HAVE TO GET UP IN LIKE
IM GONNA GO TO SLEEP NOW NIGHTNIGHTPosted on July 29, 2014 at 1:59 AM
oh my god
oh my god perace no do not respond to the sheohl ask do not do not i don’t care if explosives are involved do not do the thing oh my GoD
PERACE NOPosted on July 29, 2014 at 1:37 AM
i think i planned on being productive for my last night before vacation but here i am aggressively refreshing flight rising and laughing over dumb nightsverse nerdsPosted on July 29, 2014 at 1:36 AM
IVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR FIVE MINUTES OVER SHIP HEADCANONS GD DAMN IT ASH LEEPosted on July 29, 2014 at 1:34 AM
i hAVE SO MANY DRAGONS IM TRYING TO GET OUT OF MY LAIR RIGHT NOW
G ODPosted on July 29, 2014 at 1:10 AM